A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date. We add to it every now and then. It includes things like never date a guy whose computer costs more than his car (you'll never get him to pay attention to you except over instant messages), never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he's probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word "married" on the first date (he'll turn out to be a mama's boy or a religious type)
The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the most sweeping civil rights legislation of its day, and included women's rights as part of its reforms. Ironicall… - Adam Selzer
The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the most sweeping civil rights legislation of its day, and included women's rights as part of its reforms. Ironicall…
- Adam Selzer
When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry. - Adam Selzer
When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.
Let me get this straight," I say. "You're practically ordering me to die. What kind of guidance counselor are you? - Adam Selzer
Let me get this straight," I say. "You're practically ordering me to die. What kind of guidance counselor are you?
A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date. We add to it every now and then. It includes things like never dat… - Adam Selzer
A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date. We add to it every now and then. It includes things like never dat…
Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts. - Adam Selzer
Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts.
Not that anyone minds--no one's paying attention to the music. Most of them never really listen to music. Practically no one actually does. Even at c… - Adam Selzer
Not that anyone minds--no one's paying attention to the music. Most of them never really listen to music. Practically no one actually does. Even at c…
If you really like someone, it doesn't matter what their mouth feels or tastes like. The kiss is still awesome. - Adam Selzer
If you really like someone, it doesn't matter what their mouth feels or tastes like. The kiss is still awesome.
Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems. - Adam Selzer
Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.
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