Lonnie says it doesn't take long to write a song if you're stricken with a severe case of the Tennysons. He wasn't necessarily talking about a chart-climber.
Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve. - Dan Jenkins
Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.
- Dan Jenkins
The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting. - Dan Jenkins
The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down a fairly small area indoors and stuf… - Dan Jenkins
Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down a fairly small area indoors and stuf…
The golfer has more enemies than any other athlete. He has fourteen clubs in his bag, all of them different; 18 holoes to play, all of them different… - Dan Jenkins
The golfer has more enemies than any other athlete. He has fourteen clubs in his bag, all of them different; 18 holoes to play, all of them different…
I am among those who firmly believe that a round of golf should not take more than three and a half hours, four at most. Anything longer than that is… - Dan Jenkins
I am among those who firmly believe that a round of golf should not take more than three and a half hours, four at most. Anything longer than that is…
Laughter is the only thing that'll cut trouble down to a size where you can talk to it. - Dan Jenkins
Laughter is the only thing that'll cut trouble down to a size where you can talk to it.
Only two things can stop Tiger — injury or a bad marriage. - Dan Jenkins
Only two things can stop Tiger — injury or a bad marriage.
The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow. - Dan Jenkins
The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.
Until Sammy Baugh - pro football in Texas was a one-paragraph story on the third page of the Monday sports section. - Dan Jenkins
Until Sammy Baugh - pro football in Texas was a one-paragraph story on the third page of the Monday sports section.
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