If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion

- Mick Foley

Look! I can't even wear glasses because my ear is missing. I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore!

- Mick Foley

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment.

- Mick Foley

I would rather hurt a man...than love a woman.

- Mick Foley

I happen to be a three-time former WWF Champion and a hardcore legend, and I never had my own dressing room.

- Mick Foley

This is for all the little Stingers

- Mick Foley

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

- Mick Foley

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

- Mick Foley

Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler.

- Mick Foley