I have a lot of fake food in my apartment, but I'm picky about it. Old plaster food, like from the '50s is really nice, hollowed out paper-mache food from old plays - the new stuff just looks too good.
I like to be the one in charge of everything. - Amy Sedaris
I like to be the one in charge of everything.
- Amy Sedaris
There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything. - Amy Sedaris
There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.
Before you can give of yourself to others you must know what of yourself you have to give. Every person is special. In all the land there is only one… - Amy Sedaris
Before you can give of yourself to others you must know what of yourself you have to give. Every person is special. In all the land there is only one…
Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives. - Amy Sedaris
Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.
I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard. - Amy Sedaris
I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard.
The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over. - Amy Sedaris
The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.
Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which th… - Amy Sedaris
Most people think witches are a coven of lesbians dancing naked in the forest celebrating the semen stolen from imprisoned hypnotized males, which th…
If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening. - Amy Sedaris
If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.
I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone. - Amy Sedaris
I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.
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