The people on the QVC shopping channel convince me that life is worth living. They see the good in everything. People who go to counselling should ac…

- Johnny Vegas

I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up.

- Johnny Vegas

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

- Johnny Vegas

Being 'Johnny' was almost like an out of body experience. I thought he was just a character that I'd created and could quite easily step away from, b…

- Johnny Vegas

If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

- Johnny Vegas

I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I thi…

- Johnny Vegas

I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.

- Johnny Vegas

I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again.

- Johnny Vegas

I get obsessed with decorations and decorating the house. I keep it tasteful outside, but when you get inside it is a bit like Blackpool illumination…

- Johnny Vegas