Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I have a lot of friends who were stand-ups, and they just stopped after a while, because they didn't like that battle, or they just couldn't do it. And then they would get on a sitcom and get visible and get back into it, because the audience was just way easier on them. But they lost those crucial years of learning to turn any audience into your audience.

Patton Oswalt's Popular Quotes

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure.

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I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

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Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you.

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Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

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So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think…

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You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not.

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The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide …

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We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We'd have eaten ourselves alive long ago.

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Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

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