I want so much to believe in true love.

- Guy Branum

While I was doing shitty little bar shows in the Central Valley in 2004, I was being out and helping people realize that gay people aren't monsters, …

- Guy Branum

I think that women have a construction of their sexuality put on them from a very young age that says exclusivity is necessary to remain valuable, th…

- Guy Branum

We live in a world of media that are constantly telling us it is only the shape of your body that matters to how attractive you are, and that's silly.

- Guy Branum

A nice thing about being 40 is that you're not a kid about your understanding of sex or sexuality anymore.

- Guy Branum

It's very important to older male homosexuality in Los Angeles to have a pool, so that cute boys will come to your house and swim around in the pool.

- Guy Branum

Not a lot of gay guys end up coming to alt-comedy-ish shows. They like all these '80s shimmer shows, or they like going to drag shows. It is always w…

- Guy Branum

It is easier to be gay at this very moment than it was five minutes ago. It is just constantly getting better, and it's wonderful.

- Guy Branum

I'm excited for the new crop of gay comics who have never been closeted, who never thought that they needed to put on a dress to tell a joke, and it'…

- Guy Branum