I know there's a lot of guys who would love to see me fail. Well, good. Let 'em. I'm glad.

- John Daly

I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut b…

- John Daly

Life is nothing but a memory. People who dwell on the bad ones aren't going to have a whole lot of good ones coming up.

- John Daly

I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.

- John Daly

How you frame an issue shapes how it is viewed by others. Great advocates frame their ideas as problems that need solutions.

- John Daly

My slogan is who needs fitness when you've got great equipment.

- John Daly

This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

- John Daly

Everyone has addictions and my problem is that I have 5,000 of them. If it's not drinking, it's gambling; if it's not gambling, it's eating anything …

- John Daly

I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt.

- John Daly