The last time I went back to a girl's house for an impromptu house party I spent most of the night straightening out rugs, putting down coasters and …

- Jon Richardson

I have a lot of internalised tantrums. I secretly hope the worst and then I start planning my little speech for the beginning of it. Showers are the …

- Jon Richardson

I don't think I'd have any friends if I didn't obscure at least 99% of my thoughts.

- Jon Richardson

I know very well that I have no reason to feel aggrieved - I am fully aware of how lucky I am, but knowing it and still being down makes me hate myse…

- Jon Richardson

My weirdness aside, if I am to find any friends, particularly a girlfriend, she will almost certainly have to be a human. My previous track record te…

- Jon Richardson

It is so much easier to grieve for the dead than to care for the living. At least in death we are all perfect.

- Jon Richardson

There is simply too much to be done for us all to go round 'enjoying ourselves.' When the world is perfect, then we can all sit down and eat jelly be…

- Jon Richardson

I tend to wear a coat more for the fact that I worry if I'm going to get drunk, I'm going to get pickpocketed. And a coat goes over your pockets so i…

- Jon Richardson

I refuse to believe that clubbing is how people are supposed to meet to establish relationships on a level for beyond what we consider to be a norm i…

- Jon Richardson