Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her too special. They shut her off, and having sex before you go to bed is like a sleeping pill. I always say, you're supposed to remember the reason you even asked that girl out.

Andrew Dice Clay's Popular Quotes

I'm not the greatest husband - I've got a girlfriend. It doesn't really please my wife, but then if I was looking to please her I wouldn't have a gir…

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Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story.

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Women today leave the house in animal prints and six inch stilettos, what does that say? I'm going to church? They're saying I want you to hang me by…

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I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive…

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When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

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There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

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I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.

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Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

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I always wanted to give people the more exciting version of what I think a comedian should be - because I didn't grow up with comics, I grew up with …

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