I wrote a lot of poetry in the last two years of high school, all about the same girl I was in love with. That was pretty awful. Did you know that in poetry, every line does not need to rhyme?
I've always looked older. - Hari Kondabolu
I've always looked older.
- Hari Kondabolu
Just give us 50 years where we're the only ones who are allowed to profit from art, and then you can do whoever you want. In fact, I'll buy you the p… - Hari Kondabolu
Just give us 50 years where we're the only ones who are allowed to profit from art, and then you can do whoever you want. In fact, I'll buy you the p…
For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache. - Hari Kondabolu
For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.
I like playing with that space between laughter and discomfort where your discomfort can also make you laugh, and you're confused about the mixed fee… - Hari Kondabolu
I like playing with that space between laughter and discomfort where your discomfort can also make you laugh, and you're confused about the mixed fee…
I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the Native Americans… - Hari Kondabolu
I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the Native Americans…
Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za. - Hari Kondabolu
Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.
People always talk about the content, in terms of the politics of it or whatever social issues are in it, and it's like, "Yeah, but I'm also a good c… - Hari Kondabolu
People always talk about the content, in terms of the politics of it or whatever social issues are in it, and it's like, "Yeah, but I'm also a good c…
I don't look like a lot of fun. I just don't. - Hari Kondabolu
I don't look like a lot of fun. I just don't.
When you're a person of color in white America, you know white people. You know why you know white people? Because you can't enjoy any kind of entert… - Hari Kondabolu
When you're a person of color in white America, you know white people. You know why you know white people? Because you can't enjoy any kind of entert…
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