Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I don't have a lot of recreation time. I've always been under the assumption that if you're selling tickets you need to work. The kind of success that's happened to me maybe only happens to one comedian every twenty years and so I'm on the road constantly.

Larry The Cable Guy's Popular Quotes

I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.

- Larry The Cable Guy

Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.

- Larry The Cable Guy

I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo

- Larry The Cable Guy

Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling

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Remember, half the people you know are below average.

- Larry The Cable Guy

I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license.

- Larry The Cable Guy

I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm sure you are aware …

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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

- Larry The Cable Guy

I pretty much live on my tour bus.I do well around 300 shows a year. A lot of times I will do two shows a night.

- Larry The Cable Guy