Immortality is overrated, living for an eternity would get really old.

- Ray William Johnson

I was influenced by a lot of stand-up comedians... Eddie Murphy back when he was doing 'Raw.' I watched that so many times as a kid, I can probably s…

- Ray William Johnson

What really shocks me, what I can honestly sit back and ponder for hours in a lot of cases is just, 'Why would you film yourself doing that? Who put …

- Ray William Johnson

Human beings don't want to just enjoy something by themselves. They want to share that emotion - they want everyone around them to enjoy it like they…

- Ray William Johnson

At the end of the day, a television, a computer, or a smart phone is just a device through which one can access content. The content itself is what m…

- Ray William Johnson

If you hear an old parable and you don't believe it, it's mythology. If you hear an old parable and you believe it, it's religion.

- Ray William Johnson

I not only hope that YouTube channels compete with television shows for viewers and revenue, I hope they develop a bitter rivalry which could only be…

- Ray William Johnson

One of the amazing things about the Internet is that the content creators are the gatekeepers. We can think of an idea and execute it quickly, and we…

- Ray William Johnson

My success has been something I've worked a long time at and it's been a gradual process. I compare it to the idea of someone losing a lot of weight …

- Ray William Johnson