Crime is for poor people. You don't need to rob the bank if you own it.

- Josh Lieb

A lot of young writers are very precious about their words. Don't be - you've got to be ready to burn stuff. You're not as good as you think you are,…

- Josh Lieb

You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.

- Josh Lieb

According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches t…

- Josh Lieb

The more you write, the faster you'll write, and the less you'll mind throwing stuff out.

- Josh Lieb

Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.

- Josh Lieb

I thought I was going to be a poet when I was in college, but then I found out I was poor so I decided to do something I'd get paid for.

- Josh Lieb

I am amused when goody-goodies proclaim, from the safety of their armchairs, that children are naturally prejudice-free, that they only learn to "hat…

- Josh Lieb

Write a lot. And I mean a ridiculous amount. You have to write so much that you don't mind throwing away and changing things that you've written - wh…

- Josh Lieb