When I first went into the active Army, you could tell someone to move a chair across the room. Now you have to tell them why.

- Robert Lembke

Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.

- Robert Lembke

Sympathy one receives for nothing, envy must be earned.

- Robert Lembke

Thrift: a way to spend money without having the least little bit of pleasure from it.

- Robert Lembke