Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I got love from my family. I don't really need love from a paper, you know what I mean? I can't get too happy because somebody said something nice about me. I appreciate it, but let's not get it twisted - this is not changing my life.

Chris Rock's Popular Quotes

There's math, and everything else is debatable!

- Chris Rock

Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.

- Chris Rock

You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something.

- Chris Rock

You can only offend me if you mean something to me.

- Chris Rock

When you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative.

- Chris Rock

Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonn…

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Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

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No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend.

- Chris Rock

The government doesn't want you to use YOUR drugs, they want you to use THEIR drugs.

- Chris Rock