Love is love, whether it goes on two legs or four.

- Gwen Cooper

Have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?

- Gwen Cooper

To be a person who loves books is to be half in love with the idea of New York.

- Gwen Cooper

My philosophy when it came to pets was much like that of having children: You got what you got, and you loved them unconditionally regardless of what…

- Gwen Cooper

Some men would rather be photographed with their fish than with their wives.

- Gwen Cooper

So I didn't adopt Homer because he was cute and little and sweet, or because he was helpless and needed me. I adopted him because when you think you …

- Gwen Cooper