That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

- Bum Phillips

Loyalty, up and down the line. That's one quality an organization must have to be successful.

- Bum Phillips

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

- Bum Phillips

Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his'n and beat your'n, then he can…

- Bum Phillips

The film looks suspiciously like the game itself!

- Bum Phillips

I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof.

- Bum Phillips

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too. (When asked if he noticed how slowly Earl Campbell got up after each play.)

- Bum Phillips

Respect all. Fear none.

- Bum Phillips

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.

- Bum Phillips