I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.
The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborh… - Carrot Top
The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborh…
- Carrot Top
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. - Carrot Top
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny. - Carrot Top
I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.
Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad? - Carrot Top
Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop. - Carrot Top
Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.
I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards. - Carrot Top
I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.
I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved. - Carrot Top
I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big. - Carrot Top
People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
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