Maddy: "Um.....William?" she said, driving up the narrow dirt road. "Is there a particular reason you keep a sword behind your backseat?" William: "B…

- Janet Chapman

If you come home with your panties still on, I am never speaking to you again.

- Janet Chapman

We are like oil and vinegar most of the time. But when you shake us up real good, the combination is heavenly.~ Anna Segee, The Stranger in Her Bed

- Janet Chapman