So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a St…

- Joseph Bologna

I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays.

- Joseph Bologna

The stage is suspension of disbelief. Film is a literal medium.

- Joseph Bologna

I think grown-ups don't go to movies because they're much more discerning.

- Joseph Bologna

My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.

- Joseph Bologna