Chris [Kattan] and Will [Ferrell] and I all went out – I don’t want to say where, because it’s a famous restaurant and it’s Italian-owned and I don’t…

- Cheri Oteri

When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at everything he says while her breasts jiggle.

- Cheri Oteri

The makeup person said oh my God what happened to you? I looked like I was in a car accident.

- Cheri Oteri