Malibu: With sounds of waves crashing, and the ocean at the doorstep, you feel like you are hours away from civilization. And with L.A. traffic, YOU …

- Jennifer Harrison

My heart had a crush on him from the moment we met, but it was faint, and the rest of me stubbornly refused to play along.

- Jennifer Harrison

My voice falls into Southern drawl when I am tired, drunk, or in trouble. Too often, my accent is attacked by all three of these realities.

- Jennifer Harrison

I am not being overly harsh. Overtly hostile, yes, but exactly the right amount of harsh.

- Jennifer Harrison

Many of the women in Los Angeles are part of the notorious gang culture, and they will forever have my gratitude for, you know, letting me live.

- Jennifer Harrison

I have always been quite good at falling in love, but I don't pretend to know anything about literal happily ever afters.

- Jennifer Harrison

Facebook is that successful guy you're supposed to want to date, but you can't keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my fr…

- Jennifer Harrison