What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?
All men are brothers. Hence war. - Simon Munnery
All men are brothers. Hence war.
- Simon Munnery
Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity. - Simon Munnery
Like bees around honey. Why are bees so attracted to honey, since they make it? It can only be vanity.
What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what? - Simon Munnery
I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with. - Simon Munnery
I wear glasses myself. As an affectation, as a badge of high intellect and to see with.
Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water. - Simon Munnery
Fish deserve to be caught for they are lazy. Two million years of evolution and they still haven't got out of the water.
The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things. - Simon Munnery
The truly beautiful are often abused for apparent ugliness just as those with great vision often bump into things.
He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance. - Simon Munnery
He who disagrees with me in private, call him a fool. He who disagrees with me in public, call him an ambulance.
Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six. - Simon Munnery
Although no man is an island, you can make quite an effective raft out of six.
I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an A… - Simon Munnery
I've got nothing against any individual American, except that there aren't any. They're always Irish-American, African-American... There's never an A…
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