Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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You have to fail, man, but you cannot allow failure to stop you from doing what you must do. Failing is just as good as succeeding in a lot of ways. It's how you react to it all. You can react to success the wrong way and be a total failure. Or you can react to losing with your whole heart, learn from it, and be a huge success. In stand-up, I've learned to know when I'm burning it up or when I'm being so-so. That's experience. I learn every single time I'm on a stage.

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Sad when you spend more time trying to stay alive than living.

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Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man.

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