Nobody supports me at the expense of his own adventure. Then I get bitter: I am not loved enough to be supported. That I am not a burden has to compe…

- Maxine

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

- Maxine

Love is like a roller coaster. When it's good, you don't want to stop and when it's not... you want to throw up.

- Maxine

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and the old buzzard won't be hanging around, underfoot, all weekend.

- Maxine

Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita

- Maxine

It must be that people who read go on more macrocosmic and microcosmic trips – biblical god trips, the Tibetan Book of the Dead, Ulysses, Finnegan’s …

- Maxine

Without imagination, you live in a small room with the windows closed. Imagination opens the windows and shows us landscapes, horizons that we would …

- Maxine

All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged…

- Maxine

When you go to make a purchase, take a look at the product and ask yourself: 'am I being cheated?' If a product from a 'fast fashion' chain is fallin…

- Maxine