You know what I hate, man? Guys that you know haven't seen the film: they just quote a bunch of statistical bullshit.

- Jon Gruden

Anything goes on any given Sunday, especially Monday Night.

- Jon Gruden

I bet you like sitting at red lights.

- Jon Gruden

You never stay the same. You either get better or you get worse.

- Jon Gruden

The Seahawks defense has to go balls deep to win this game.

- Jon Gruden

Mike, the best band to ever come out of Seattle was, of course, Pearl Jam. And that's what I expect the Seahawks to do - just jam it up the middle.

- Jon Gruden

If any QB can complete passes to himself, it's Johnny Manziel.

- Jon Gruden

Mike, did you ever see the movie 'Cast Away?' In that movie, Tom Hanks' only friend was a ball named Wilson. In this game, Russell Wilson's only frie…

- Jon Gruden

If I stop pushing you, if I stop demanding of you, if I stop getting on you, then I probably don't think you have much to offer.

- Jon Gruden