The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think.

- Malcolm De Chazal

Women eat while they are talking; men talk while they are eating.

- Malcolm De Chazal

Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties and causes a kind of remissness and dissolution in all the powers of …

- Malcolm De Chazal

We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes.

- Malcolm De Chazal

The family is a court of justice which never shuts down for night or day.

- Malcolm De Chazal

We always keep God waiting while we admit more importunate suitors.

- Malcolm De Chazal

Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.

- Malcolm De Chazal

The flower in the vase smiles, but no longer laughs.

- Malcolm De Chazal

Chins are exclusively a human feature, not to be found among the beasts. Ithey had chins, most animals would look like each other.

- Malcolm De Chazal