They say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs There's this little bank not so far from here I've been wat…

- Todd Snider

Sometimes I'll put a lie for philosophical reasons, and sometimes to make the story shorter.

- Todd Snider

A man once said that the pinnacle of success Is when you've finally lost interest In money, compliments, and publicity A noble enough idea, I suppose…

- Todd Snider

Well, my dad was into music, but he wasn't into me being into music. In my house when I was a kid, when I was real young, my dad wanted us all to pla…

- Todd Snider

Words and music equally important. But the way to get what I'm looking for is different in each case. I have something specific I'm hoping for with t…

- Todd Snider

I like to make up songs. And it's my opinion that all these songs mean a lot to me, but that doesn't mean I think everything needs to leave the house…

- Todd Snider

I feel like I learned a lot working with Don Was, and that I made a good friend. Making music with people, it was the most fun I ever had. I guess a …

- Todd Snider

Hemingway was very sparse in his writing. Kris Kristofferson is like that. He can take four words and say it all.

- Todd Snider

They say 74% of everything you're learning in college is a bunch of bullshit you'll never need 83.4% of everything you've got, you bought to satisfy …

- Todd Snider