And Man created the plastic bag and the tin and aluminum can and the cellophane wrapper and the paper plate, and this was good because Man could then take his automobile and buy all his food in one place and He could save that which was good to eat in the refrigerator and throw away that which had no further use. And soon the earth was covered with plastic bags and aluminum cans and paper plates and disposable bottles and there was nowhere to sit down or walk, and Man shook his head and cried: "Look at this Godawful mess.
This is what makes me happy: Remembering where I put my house keys. - Art Buchwald
This is what makes me happy: Remembering where I put my house keys.
- Art Buchwald
I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place? - Art Buchwald
I have no idea where I'm going but here's the real question: What am I doing here in the first place?
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it. - Art Buchwald
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week - Art Buchwald
Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week
Put yourself in Hamlet's shoes. Suppose you were a prince, and you came back from college to discover that your uncle had murdered your father and ma… - Art Buchwald
Put yourself in Hamlet's shoes. Suppose you were a prince, and you came back from college to discover that your uncle had murdered your father and ma…
The best things in life aren't things. - Art Buchwald
The best things in life aren't things.
Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." Presi… - Art Buchwald
Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." Presi…
I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class. - Art Buchwald
I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class.
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team. - Art Buchwald
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.
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