A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.
I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
- Finley Peter Dunne
What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife. - Finley Peter Dunne
What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.
Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable. - Finley Peter Dunne
Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.
It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels. - Finley Peter Dunne
It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off from the angels.
A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley Peter Dunne
A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. - Finley Peter Dunne
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns. - Finley Peter Dunne
That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.
High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts. - Finley Peter Dunne
High finance isn't burglary or obtaining money by false pretenses, but rather a judicious selection from the best features of those fine arts.
No, sir, th' dimmycratic party ain't on speakin' terms with itsilf. Whin ye see two men with white neckties go into a sthreet car an' set in opposite… - Finley Peter Dunne
No, sir, th' dimmycratic party ain't on speakin' terms with itsilf. Whin ye see two men with white neckties go into a sthreet car an' set in opposite…
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