Something has to matter. Otherwise, a person's life will be miserable and empty.

- Tim Sandlin

Traumatic events always happen exactly two years before I reach the maturity level to deal with them.

- Tim Sandlin

Friendship is so much healthier than other crutches -alcohol or TV or religious fanaticism. One healthy crutch shouldn't be against the rules.

- Tim Sandlin

Depression must be avoided, no matter what the cost. Depression is lying on the Edwardian couch for six months, too tired to unlace your shoes. Depre…

- Tim Sandlin

Bravery isn't what you do so much as how you look back at what you did.

- Tim Sandlin

Whenever a woman says 'We need to talk,' it means she's reached a decision and it's already too late for you to talk back.

- Tim Sandlin

Manic depressives have all the luck; they soar between crashes. The best us regular depressives can do is battle our way up to normal every now and t…

- Tim Sandlin

Hysteria means the same thing with either laughter or tears.

- Tim Sandlin

The instinct to notice changes gives women a tremendous advantage over men.

- Tim Sandlin