I love a good non sequitur.

- George W. Buck

You can get to everywhere from almost anywhere.

- George W. Buck

When you don't know where you're at, you don't get upset you're not somewhere else.

- George W. Buck

I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.

- George W. Buck

People try to live their lives without consequences and end up living lives of no consequence.

- George W. Buck

The universe is a really interesting place. I couldn't live anywhere else.

- George W. Buck

Statistics don't lie. It's the people who make up the statistics that lie.

- George W. Buck

There are no dumb questions, but there are plenty of people who give dumb answers.

- George W. Buck

Man's worst enemies are boredom and discontent.

- George W. Buck