There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the Germans are the police, the Swedish are the comedians, the Italians are the defense force, Frenchmen dig the roads, the Belgians are the pop singers, the Spanish run the railways, the Turks cook the food, the Irish are the waiters, the Greeks run the government, and the common language is Dutch.
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
- David Frost
Vote Labor and you build castles in the air. Vote Conservative and you can live in them. - David Frost
Vote Labor and you build castles in the air. Vote Conservative and you can live in them.
There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the Germans are the police, the Swedi… - David Frost
There have been many definitions of hell, but for the English the best definition is that it is the place where the Germans are the police, the Swedi…
Diplomacy, n. is the art of letting somebody else have your way. - David Frost
Diplomacy, n. is the art of letting somebody else have your way.
A broad definition of crime in England is that it is any lower-class activity that is displeasing to the upper class. - David Frost
A broad definition of crime in England is that it is any lower-class activity that is displeasing to the upper class.
The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere." - David Frost
The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere."
Love is when each person is more concerned for the other than for one's self. - David Frost
Love is when each person is more concerned for the other than for one's self.
Love is staying up all night with a sick child - or a healthy adult. - David Frost
Love is staying up all night with a sick child - or a healthy adult.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. - David Frost
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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