Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis.
Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it. - Nick Offerman
Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it.
- Nick Offerman
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard. - Nick Offerman
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard.
Love one another, make something with your hands, and exalt the farmer. - Nick Offerman
Love one another, make something with your hands, and exalt the farmer.
If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve? - Nick Offerman
If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve?
If you always have something in your life that you're trying to improve upon, then every day you have a reason to get out of bed, and you have a reas… - Nick Offerman
If you always have something in your life that you're trying to improve upon, then every day you have a reason to get out of bed, and you have a reas…
We're cognizant, curious beings, capable of philosophical thought, nuclear physics, repeating Nerf weapons, global consciousness, Glade air freshener… - Nick Offerman
We're cognizant, curious beings, capable of philosophical thought, nuclear physics, repeating Nerf weapons, global consciousness, Glade air freshener…
Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something! - Nick Offerman
Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!
Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole. - Nick Offerman
Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt. - Nick Offerman
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
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