Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis.
Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it. - Nick Offerman
Figure out what you love to do, then figure out how to get paid to do it.
- Nick Offerman
If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve? - Nick Offerman
If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve?
We're cognizant, curious beings, capable of philosophical thought, nuclear physics, repeating Nerf weapons, global consciousness, Glade air freshener… - Nick Offerman
We're cognizant, curious beings, capable of philosophical thought, nuclear physics, repeating Nerf weapons, global consciousness, Glade air freshener…
Love one another, make something with your hands, and exalt the farmer. - Nick Offerman
Love one another, make something with your hands, and exalt the farmer.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard. - Nick Offerman
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself. He's a grown man, fishing's not that hard.
If you always have something in your life that you're trying to improve upon, then every day you have a reason to get out of bed, and you have a reas… - Nick Offerman
If you always have something in your life that you're trying to improve upon, then every day you have a reason to get out of bed, and you have a reas…
Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole. - Nick Offerman
Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.
Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something! - Nick Offerman
Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt. - Nick Offerman
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
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