Marriage isn't a contest to see who is most often right. Marriage requires being what the Japanese call 'the wise bamboo,' which means you bend so you don't break. Treat your spouse with the flexibility and respect you would give to a top client. Think how we treat clients; We smile, we are polite, we listen to their ideas. Never forget that your spouse is your most important client.
I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.' - Joan Rivers
I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
- Joan Rivers
If you laugh at it, you can deal with it. - Joan Rivers
If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you. - Joan Rivers
When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
Life is a movie, and you're the star. Give it a happy ending. - Joan Rivers
Life is a movie, and you're the star. Give it a happy ending.
Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening. - Joan Rivers
Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it. - Joan Rivers
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better. - Joan Rivers
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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