A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.

- Al Goldstein

The true success is the person who invented himself.

- Al Goldstein

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.

- Al Goldstein

Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.

- Al Goldstein

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the fa…

- Al Goldstein

So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.

- Al Goldstein

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.

- Al Goldstein

Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us.

- Al Goldstein

For me, the Church is the enemy.

- Al Goldstein