Marriage and fatherhood heighten the disillusion that we all think we are born handy. We confidently believe that we can fix things around the house, as if it's part of the collective brain that was further enhanced by eighth-grade shop class.
I still feel thirty, except when I try to run. - Bob Newhart
I still feel thirty, except when I try to run.
- Bob Newhart
Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame. - Bob Newhart
Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.
It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by som… - Bob Newhart
It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by som…
The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour. - Bob Newhart
The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.
People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less … - Bob Newhart
People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less …
A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian. - Bob Newhart
A collison is what happens when two motorists go after the same pedestrian.
I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't … - Bob Newhart
I think you should be a child for as long as you can. I have been successful for 74 years being able to do that. Don't rush into adulthood, it isn't …
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
Continuing to do stand-up is always a challenge because the audiences and the environments in which you work very often differ. - Bob Newhart
Continuing to do stand-up is always a challenge because the audiences and the environments in which you work very often differ.
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