I would like to play some character that's somewhat dramatic. I don't see myself ever becoming that serious, or it sounds weird, but I don't see myse…

- Jon Heder

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.

- Jon Heder

I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book.

- Jon Heder

Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and…

- Jon Heder

Girls kind of get crazy when they have guns. These girls had never done it, and all they wanted to do was inflict as much pain as they could. We had …

- Jon Heder

Skaters are very much like peacocks.

- Jon Heder

I don't know if this is advice, but I remember this guy in high school who came off like he'd been with a lot of women. He said, "Dude, what girls so…

- Jon Heder

I don't have a lot of experience to draw from. I had my first kiss when I was 17 or 18. The second time we kissed I got a little excited and I was we…

- Jon Heder

I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles.

- Jon Heder