Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

- Irwin Corey

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

- Irwin Corey

Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosopher…

- Irwin Corey

With the beginning of a great & compassionate love, comes the growth of one's heart, and with that, a profound inner change. The way to opening the m…

- Irwin Corey

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

- Irwin Corey

It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.

- Irwin Corey

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

- Irwin Corey

Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!

- Irwin Corey

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

- Irwin Corey