The only thing I wouldn't do is sell my arse.

- Tony Abbott

We accept that sometimes in difficult circumstances, difficult things happen.

- Tony Abbott

Mates help each other; they do not tax each other.

- Tony Abbott

No one, however smart, however well-educated, however experienced, is the suppository of all wisdom.

- Tony Abbott

I think it would be folly to expect that women will ever dominate or even approach equal representation in a large number of areas simply because the…

- Tony Abbott

Climate change is crap.

- Tony Abbott

We just can’t stop people from being homeless if that’s their choice.

- Tony Abbott

Jesus knew that there was a place for everything and it’s not necessarily everyone’s place to come to Australia.

- Tony Abbott

A bit of body contact never hurt anyone.

- Tony Abbott