A mathematician says that an electromagnetic wave travels from Andromeda to your eye and that it also extends from Andromeda to your eye.

- Bill Gaede

The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.

- Bill Gaede

Man steps on an ant when he can't catch the fly.

- Bill Gaede

A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

- Bill Gaede

Today, the rich are the haves and the poor are the have-nots. Tomorrow, the rich will be the have-food and the poor will be the have-not food.

- Bill Gaede

Whereas a novice makes moves until he gets checkmated (proof), a Grand Master realizes 20 moves in advance that it’s futile to continue playing (conc…

- Bill Gaede

Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.

- Bill Gaede

Whenever I want to represent or depict the official version, I will refer to them as 'mathematicians' or 'mathematical physicists' or idiots or somet…

- Bill Gaede

Proof' is the hallmark of religion.

- Bill Gaede