No matter what kind of diet you are on, you can usually eat as much as you want of anything you don't like.

- Walter Slezak

You have to work years in hit shows to make people sick and tired of you, but you can accomplish this in a few weeks on television.

- Walter Slezak

Spending money you don't have for things you don't need to impress people you don't like.

- Walter Slezak