I love myself today, not like yesterday.

- Bif Naked

The first time we made love, I wasn't sober, and you told me you loved me over and over.

- Bif Naked

No matter what you do for a living you should get paid for your work, whether you're washing dishes or recording songs.

- Bif Naked

I think fear... tends to hold people back from really pursuing their dreams. Basically: LEAP! And the net will appear.

- Bif Naked

SARS is just made up by the Government of the United States!

- Bif Naked