Take it from me: no matter how few or how many children you have, or how little or how much money you make, your expenses are going to exceed your income by approximately a hundred dollars a month.
No matter what sign you were born under, everybody else's horoscope will be more fun than yours. - Teresa Bloomingdale
No matter what sign you were born under, everybody else's horoscope will be more fun than yours.
- Teresa Bloomingdale
Of course the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Why do you think the neighbors put up the fence? - Teresa Bloomingdale
Of course the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Why do you think the neighbors put up the fence?
If you have older children who avoid you like the plague, buy yourself some expensive bath salts, run a hot tub, and settle in for a long soak. Teena… - Teresa Bloomingdale
If you have older children who avoid you like the plague, buy yourself some expensive bath salts, run a hot tub, and settle in for a long soak. Teena…
Never drink more than one cocktail before giving a talk. True, the drinks may relax you, but they may also slur your speech and blur your memory, mak… - Teresa Bloomingdale
Never drink more than one cocktail before giving a talk. True, the drinks may relax you, but they may also slur your speech and blur your memory, mak…
Take it from me: no matter how few or how many children you have, or how little or how much money you make, your expenses are going to exceed your in… - Teresa Bloomingdale
Take it from me: no matter how few or how many children you have, or how little or how much money you make, your expenses are going to exceed your in…
A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and bu… - Teresa Bloomingdale
A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside. If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and bu…
My husband and I speak an ancient language called grammatical English, and the kids speak a strange dialect which is difficult to decode because it i… - Teresa Bloomingdale
My husband and I speak an ancient language called grammatical English, and the kids speak a strange dialect which is difficult to decode because it i…
A surefire method of setting up regular communication with your kids is to get a job in an office which discourages personal phone calls. Your kids w… - Teresa Bloomingdale
A surefire method of setting up regular communication with your kids is to get a job in an office which discourages personal phone calls. Your kids w…
to balance my own checkbook each month, I simply record whatever is necessary in the following manner: '37 cents to cover embezzlement by somebody at… - Teresa Bloomingdale
to balance my own checkbook each month, I simply record whatever is necessary in the following manner: '37 cents to cover embezzlement by somebody at…
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