There's tons of stuff where you're like, "God, I wish I could take that back."

- Michael Che

I would love to be able to play anywhere, but to me the sweet spot is clubs and theaters, just because I feel like you lean in to tell a joke. You do…

- Michael Che

No matter how you feel, you've got to be able to laugh at yourself. If you can laugh at Donald Trump, then you better be able to laugh at yourself, t…

- Michael Che

That's my only goal: Stay off crack.

- Michael Che

It's weird doing a show on a Saturday, because we get the news after everybody had their way with it. We still have to find a way to get something fr…

- Michael Che

You can go anywhere in New York. There's always something to do in New York. There's always a place to eat no matter what time it is. There's always …

- Michael Che

Donald Trump is making decisions that affect people's day-to-day life, and he's constantly, constantly making some crazy announcement. It's like, "We…

- Michael Che

I believe in equality. But I don't like the word feminist, because it's such a rational belief to think that women are equal to men, and I'm a ration…

- Michael Che

It's a hard, lonely feeling, to be completely yourself in front of strangers.

- Michael Che