The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

- Chevy Chase

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.

- Chevy Chase

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

- Chevy Chase

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.

- Chevy Chase

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish

- Chevy Chase

I am a clown, just without the painted smile.

- Chevy Chase

What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given circumstance.

- Chevy Chase

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.

- Chevy Chase

What makes a home home? Animals, and a little bit of clutter.

- Chevy Chase