Victory [over homophobia] may require five or maybe 20 years. Yet I have no doubt that "don't ask, don't tell" and same-sex adoption bans will be as …

- Jacob M. Appel

Nothing sells tombstones like a Girl Scout in uniform.

- Jacob M. Appel

Maybe life involves the pairing of unsuitable people, those who wait and those who keep others waiting, and the key to happiness is finding the one p…

- Jacob M. Appel

The most dangerous ideas are not those that challenge the status quo. The most dangerous ideas are those so embedded in the status quo, so wrapped in…

- Jacob M. Appel

The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.

- Jacob M. Appel

Choose old people for enemies. They die. You win.

- Jacob M. Appel

Never make enemies of anyone younger or healthier than you are. They write your history.

- Jacob M. Appel

Life is nasty, brutish, and short. Death is easy.

- Jacob M. Appel

I would prefer to believe that a market in fetal organs would empower women to use their reproductive capabilities to their own economic advantage.

- Jacob M. Appel