I had a friend who got pregnant at age 14 and wasn't quite sure who the father was. Her paternity test went a little something like this: “If it com…

- Kate Madison

Most memoirs about alcoholism, promiscuity, and addiction are deep, sobering tales full of scars that will never heal and include alarming statistics…

- Kate Madison

Lesson learned: Don't ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It's too easy for him to tip over and fall off.

- Kate Madison

In an attempt to help me move on from my failed marriage, my mom set me up with Jesus Freak. In fact, the stoner hadn't even finished moving out when…

- Kate Madison

Lesson learned: If a guy tells you you're his second choice, don't make him your first.

- Kate Madison

It was V-day and I was stuck at home while the guy I was dating was at an Anti-Valentine's Day party. How wrong was that? It was one thing to be tota…

- Kate Madison