Hangovers are a vivid form of vengeance. Last night my apartment became the venue for a small, introverted chardonnay festival. A melancholy choir of…

- Liz Jensen

Men let women down. Over and over again. I'ts what they're programmed to do.

- Liz Jensen

Everyone said that one day I was going to have a big accident, an accident to end all accidents. One day you might look up and see a kid falling from…

- Liz Jensen

Carpe Dium, I say. Seize the day. Grab it by the throat and rattle its bollocks

- Liz Jensen